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Saturday, March 07, 2009

Random Snippets from my Past #3

 This one appears to be a list of my accomplishments:

* leading mayoral gubernatorial candidate; political disaster
* invaded Canada
* defied laws of physics
* fought off an army of ants with only a backhoe and a glass of water, in the Amazon
* invented cotton gin
* spread communist propaganda
* co-created several movies
* collected 1350 AOL CDs in a few days [I guess we had only just begun at this point!]
* traveled through time [this is what I'm doing now, incidentally]
* was Inspector #17
* I knew Bruce Wayne and did business with Clark Kent.
* The Fire FIEND will burn everything up
* I have advanced past level 3.
* lived with Papa Smurf
* collect Business Reply Mail
* created small pox
* cured polio
* composed the Mario theme
* engaged in garden tool combat


[I'm copying these verbatim from old notebooks and such.  My past self is mostly pretty awesome - and often cryptic...]

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I remember you being Inspector #17. That was pretty epic.
Also, do you still have all that business reply mail?
Posted 3/7/2009 5:42 AM by drgold - reply

i would be pissed if you lost my techni-colored platypus, do you know how hard those are to catch!?
Posted 3/10/2009 11:35 PM by Zoo-keeper - reply

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We just saw the movie "Knowing"....maybe you would like to see it and get depressed?   I did enjoy it though....
Posted 3/25/2009 8:45 AM by Newshoundfortruth - reply

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@Newshoundfortruth - 

But if we give peas a chance, what will the lima beans think?
Posted 3/26/2009 3:45 PM by Twinge - reply

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@Twinge - I hate lima beans....

Posted 3/26/2009 5:04 PM by Newshoundfortruth - reply

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Engaging in garden tool combat is something everyone should experience (I use the word "tool" loosely, though). You don't know yourself until you've been forced to make a choice between jumping off the roof to retrieve the garden hose you dropped or face the certain doom of fertilizer careening at at least 5mph.

To be fair, I won the fight which is why I say it was awesome and not a waste of time. If I had lost, I would obviously be bitter about it.
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@anasazi018 - 

Haha =) I think that one actually came from an MST3K episode, where some characters pretty randomly started fighting with some garden hoes or something ;)
Posted 4/13/2009 1:07 AM by Twinge - reply

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Is the cotton gin like the Gin you put with Gin & Tonic?
Posted 6/5/2009 8:29 PM by dune2 - reply

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I cannot belive I haven't posted until now on xanga.
Posted 9/2/2009 3:04 PM by dune2 - reply


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